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Jimmy Cayne Endorses Jeffrey Epstein On His New Blog

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For all you billionaire money managers out there wondering, is there a life after being labeled a sex offender in the eyes of the law, Jeffrey Epstein is here to prove the answer is yes.

Epstein, he of the Underage Massage Appreciation Society, has been hard at work on a new project: a blog called Jeffrey Epstein's Profiles In Science. It is here, for some reason, that Epstein conducts interviews with various leaders in the field, muses on evolutionary biology, offers tutorials on theoretical physics, and shares party pics of him barbecuing with Stephen Hawking. There's also a "testimonials" page, where noted leaders are to offer praise for Epstein's mind and while so far it only has a single entry, it's unlikely to be topped.

Nevermind the fact that this particular kudos has nothing to do with science or that, given the tense that suggest the firm is still around, was probably uttered years ago and most likely after several hits off the grav-bong. Ours is not to reason why. Just accept this, all of this, hope it means we'll get a physics-based answer for how one's penis can be "egg-shaped."

Jeffrey Epstein's Profiles In Science [via Gawker]