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Renowned Businessman And Bankruptcy Expert Announces He's Thinking Of Running For President


Earlier today on Power Lunch, Donald Trump popped by to thank the gang for the special they've produced about him airing tonight. They chatted about a slew of topics including Michelle Caruso-Cabrera being pissed off her appearance on this season of The Apprentice was cut and whether or not Don will run for president. "A lot of people think I should [and] for the first time in my life, I'm really thinking about it," Trump admitted.

Why would America want him? "I speak what people know should happen," he explained. "I say things." Like take this situation with China. "I hope we get into a trade war with China," Trump said. Other people want this too, apparently, but according to Mr. President, he's the only one with the balls to let it out.



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