Do You Want Your ETF Articles With A Side Of Dirty Talk? Do You Like That?


Earlier this afternoon, a link to a story about exchange traded funds landed in our inbox. The headline for the story was, "What did you do in the ETF war, daddy?" After feeling vaguely uncomfortable, we clicked over to see what kind of sexual undertones had been weaved into the article but found none. While some have pointed out there's another reference at play here, I don't think that's what's going on here. This was a deliberate attempt to get people turned on about ETF's. Which is a good idea, but if you're going to do something, why not really do it? Why not...

* "What did you do in the ETF war, lover?"
* "What did you do in the ETF war, you dirty bitch?"
* "What did you do in the ETF war, you little index whore?"
* "What did you do in the ETF war,you cum guzzling slut?"

Okay, now you go.


Do You Let Your Watch Talk For You?

And if so, do want to wear one that says "I love UBS and I don't care who knows it" but unfortunately do not work for the bank and therefore were not given a timepiece that says just that? Do not despair. You, too, can now own Swatch watch that was specially commissioned to commemorate UBS's 150th birthday, provided you beat out all the other guys and girls who want a piece of it. Swatch Irony UBS Limited Edition - YCZ4001 - New for 2012 [eBay]

By ETF Group / ETF Ride Systems ( [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Ticker Symbol ETF Was Available. There Was Only One Thing To Do.

Have you ever wanted to own all 37 ETF provider stocks but didn't feel like putting in the work?

You Don't Have To Look Like That If You Don't Want To

Have the past several years wreaked havoc on your looks? Is your face starting to look like an old catcher's mitt? Do you wake up with new wrinkles every day? Do you stare into the mirror and wonder who the old, haggard looking man staring back is? Does it look like a bag lady has taken up residence under your eyes? Do you catch a glimmer of your reflection and think, "Why would anyone want to fuck me? I'm hideous." Are you generally disgusted with yourself? Do you want to do something about it, something involving a doctor's office and needles, but are afraid of what people might think? Don't be! According to Bloomberg lots of guys are taking 20 to "refresh" themselves and in fact, financial services employees represent "the fastest growing segment" of Dr. Dendy Engelman's "patient population." Everybody does it, it's just that no one talks about it. Easing Stress In Time For The Weekend [BloombergTV]