Bank Of America Needs Help Coming Up With All The Domain Names A Brian Moynihan Hater Might Want To Buy

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Updated:: Jan 14, 2019
Original:: Dec 21, 2010

Bank of America has apparently registered for the domain names BrianMoynihanBlows.com, BrianMoynihanSucks.com, BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and BrianTMoynihanSucks.com, possibly out of fear that Team WikiLeaks would want them (though the decision could just be a defense against haters in general).

Which is a pretty good idea, but if someone's going to go to the trouble of coming up with and buying hate-domains, they probably won't be deterred by getting beat out on these not terribly creative names. Let's do BofA a solid and see if we can figure out any others they might want to snap up before they get into the wrong hands. I'll start: DoesBrianMoynihanSleepWithGoats.com and DoesBrianTMoynihanSleepWithGoats.com. Now you go.

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Just hear them out.

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Today at the Citi Financial Services conference at the Waldorf: a woman in a low-cut dress came down the aisle during Moynihan's presentation and started chanting "bust up Bank of America before it busts up America" (she also had the slogan written across her shirt). They cleared her out and then another one came onto the stage, elbowed Moynihan out of the way and took the microphone to do the same thing-- security hauled here away before she could strip. Then a third one jumped on a table in front of the stage, pulled off her top-- had the slogan written across her rack-- and started chanting. It took a good 1-2 minutes to get her out of there.

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The BofA chief is pretty much having the best day ever. Not to get ahead of ourselves, but his IT guys are THISCLOSE to registering www.brianmoynihnanDOESNTsuck.com before one of his fans can.

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