Bank Of America Needs Help Coming Up With All The Domain Names A Brian Moynihan Hater Might Want To Buy

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Bank of America has apparently registered for the domain names BrianMoynihanBlows.com, BrianMoynihanSucks.com, BrianTMoynihanBlows.com, and BrianTMoynihanSucks.com, possibly out of fear that Team WikiLeaks would want them (though the decision could just be a defense against haters in general).

Which is a pretty good idea, but if someone's going to go to the trouble of coming up with and buying hate-domains, they probably won't be deterred by getting beat out on these not terribly creative names. Let's do BofA a solid and see if we can figure out any others they might want to snap up before they get into the wrong hands. I'll start: DoesBrianMoynihanSleepWithGoats.com and DoesBrianTMoynihanSleepWithGoats.com. Now you go.

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