Bill Ackman: "How To Make A Fortune"
Apparently it involves going long the US housing market. [PDF via Whitney Tilson]
Whatever Doesn't Kill A Bill Ackman Makes Him Stronger!
It makes the tension around Pershing Square so thick you could cut it with a bottle of Herbalife's Formula 1 Instant Healthy Meal Nutritional Shake Mix Vanilla Dream 22, sure, but it doesn't kill him.
Who Does Bill Ackman Have To Screw To Make Some Money Around Here?
God damn you, 2016! You were supposed to be the anti-2015!