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Drunken Fight With Girlfriend Results In Financial Consultant Allegedly Being Sodomized By NYPD

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One evening in the summer of 2004, Ralph Johnson, a former investment banker who is a current employee of a "financial consulting firm" and a partner in "a precious metals venture," had a little tiff with his girlfriend, Alison Bongo. The couple was at a "Manhattan nightspot," when Ms. Bongo "blew up" after Johnson, her live-in boyfriend, "spoke to another woman."

Back at their apartment, "the argument escalated" (on her end) when Bongo "confronted" Johnson with a bank statement with an "unexplained charge for a hotel room." Johnson then responded in the way that is most infuriating to females, i.e. with silence. "I tried to talk to him about it and he wouldn't listen." Bongo became even more enraged as the silent treatment continued, even after she started "throwing things around and breaking windows." When Johnson finally reacted, it was by "carrying her to the doorstep and locking her out." Wrong move! Bongo started banging on the doors and "screaming at the top of her lungs," so loudly that a neighbor called the police. Six of them broke down the door and found Johnson sitting on the couch.

Naturally, they then proceeded to throw him on the ground, face first. What happens next is in dispute. But perhaps the question a cop nervously asked Ms. Bongo before he left might be able to shed some light, namely, "if there was any reason a video camera would be set up in the apartment"?

He may have wanted to know because as a member of the NYPD, he was proud of having sodomized a citizen, as the victim alleges. The cops claim other than a little roughing up, they treated Johnson fairly); according to Johnson, they shoved a baton up his ass.

"When I was face down ... my legs were held and I felt a sharp jabbing pain into my rectum," Johnson testified. A doctor who examined Johnson testified that he saw abrasions and oozing blood that were "consistent with what he said happened to him."

Prosecutors say Johnson's jeans had "a hole torn through the seat and lab results confirming his DNA was on a skinny, retractable police baton." The defense claims there are holes in Johnson's story because he can't identify who did what he alleges to him (perhaps because his face was on the floor) and because "he was wearing underwear and, low and behold, the underwear has no hole in it."

Johnson says, who is seeking unspecified damages, says he initially didn't want to go forward with the allegations because he was worried the police "would put me on the news [and that] they would contact my employer and all my clients."

The trial is still ongoing but for those of you hoping it'd be the thing that brought Johnson and Bongo back together, think again.

At the current trial, Bongo coolly recounted how the arrest was the beginning of the end for the couple. "Do you have any interest in testifying on behalf of Mr. Johnson or helping Mr. Johnson?" his lawyer asked. "No," she replied, without hesitation.

Case Alleging Sodomy By Police Emerges In NY Court [AP]


RBS Trader Whose Instant Messages Clearly Show Him (Allegedly) Engaging In Libor Manipulation Not Going Down Without A Fight

One thing that most people probably agree on is that having their instant messages, e-mails, and phone calls end up court would be cause for at least a little embarrassment. Everyone's thrown in an emoticon they aren't proud of, some of us have used company time to chat with significant others about undergarments, and the vast majority of workers have spent a not insignificant amount of the workday talking shit about their superiors. Of course, the humiliation gets ratcheted up a notch in the case of people who 'haha' (and in extreme circumstances "hahahah') their own jokes* which, just for example, involve habitual Libor manipulation. Tan Chi Min knows what we're talking about: “Nice Libor,” Tan said in an April 2, 2008, instant message with traders including Neil Danziger, who also was fired by RBS, and David Pieri. “Our six-month fixing moved the entire fixing, hahahah.” And while having such an exchange become public would be tremendously awkward for most, you know what's really 'hahaha' about this whole thing is that 1) Tan was the one who wanted people to read the above, which was submitted as part of a 231-page affidavit earlier this month and 2) He's trying to use it as evidence that he didn't deserve to be fired. The conversations among traders at RBS and firms including Deutsche Bank AG illustrate how the risk of abuse was embedded in the process for setting Libor, the benchmark for more than $300 trillion of securities worldwide......Tan, the bank’s former Singapore-based head of delta trading for Asia, [is] suing Britain’s third-biggest lender by assets for wrongful dismissal after being fired last year for allegedly trying to manipulate the London interbank offered rate, or Libor. Tan, who 'allegedly' tried to manipulate the London interbank offered rate, also included this conversations as part of his defense: “What’s the call on Libor,” Jezri Mohideen, then the bank’s head of yen products in Singapore, asked Danziger in an Aug. 21, 2007, chat. “Where would you like it, Libor that is,” Danziger asked, according to a transcript included in Tan’s filings. “Mixed feelings, but mostly I’d like it all lower so the world starts to make a little sense,” another trader responded. “The whole HF world will be kissing you instead of calling me if Libor move lower,” Tan said, referring to hedge funds. “OK, I will move the curve down 1 basis point, maybe more if I can,” Danziger replied. And this: In another conversation on March 27, 2008, Tan called for RBS to raise its Libor submission, saying an earlier lower figure the bank submitted may have cost his team 200,000 pounds. “We need to bump it way up high, highest among all if possible,” Tan said. Tan also asked for a high submission in an Aug. 20, 2007, instant message to Scott Nygaard, global head of RBS’s treasury markets in London. “We want high fix in 3s,” Tan said in the message. “Neil is the one setting the yen Libor in London now and for this week and next.” Also this: “It’s just amazing how Libor fixing can make you that much money or lose if opposite,” Tan said on an Aug. 19, 2007, conversation with traders at other banks, including Deutsche Bank’s Mark Wong. “It’s a cartel now in London.” And this philosophical one, for good measure: “This whole process would make banks pull out of Libor fixing,” Tan said in a May 16, 2011, chat with money markets trader Andrew Smoler. “Question is what is illegal? If making money if bank fix it to suits its own books are illegal... then no point fixing it right? Cuz there will be days when we will def make money fixing it.” The defense rests. RBS Instant Messages Show Libor Rates Skewed for Traders [Bloomberg] *Although actually people who do this probably don't even have the good sense to be ashamed of themselves.

Area Trainer Whips Rotund Financiers Into Shape With Pictures Of Ex-Girlfriends' New Beefcake BFs

You call that a push-up? Bet your girlfriend's new man knows how to do a push-up.