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We're One Step Closer To Bringing Vitaly Borker Back To Wall Street

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The DecorMyEyes proprietor and former Lehman Brothers employee has been arrested. Cyber-stalking, interstate threats, mail and wire fraud will make it difficult for him to continue in the industry. We should start helping him raise money for a fund ASAP. [CNBC, previously]


Let's Talk About: How Many Of You Are One Step Closer To CFA Camp?

Thirty-eight percent of Level I takers and forty-two percent of Level II'ers have reason to feel pretty good about your lives this morning. Your studying was worth it, your plans are right on track, the promise land is so close you can taste it. The rest of you are likely feeling less good. Your (hours and days and weeks and months) of studying did not end up being worth it, you're right back where you started, and the path to the quote ultimate honor unquote--the land of milk and honey and stacks of CFA exams in need of grading, as high as the eye can see-- seems littered with insurmountable obstacles. Your family and friends and colleagues told you they never wanted to hear those three little letters in that sequence again but if you need to vent, we're listening. You're safe here.