How Can The Bank Of America WikiLeaks Top This?

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As you may have heard, Julian Assange has hinted that his next big 'Leak will center around Bank of America and could "take down" the company. BAC has taken the threat seriously, though some have wondered what dirt Assange could possibly reveal that could embarrass the place more than it's already embarrassed itself. Today our question- hope, etc-- is how it could possibly equal or rival this:

According to a recently released cable obtained by WikiLeaks, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was slapped in the face by Revolutionary Guard Chief of Staff Mohammed Ali Jafari...According the source, Ahmedinejad's statements [on the opposition protests] infuriated Revolutionary Guard Chief of Staff Mohammed Ali Jafari, who exclaimed "You are wrong! (In fact) it is YOU who created this mess! And now you say give more freedom to the press?!" Source said that Jafarli then slapped Ahmedinejad in the face, causing an uproar and an immediate call for a break in the meeting, which was never resumed.

Are we talking one good backhand to Ken Lewis's face (who for comedic purposes, will have to be involved)?

Ahmadinejad Slapped By Revolutionary Guard Chief Of Staff: WikiLeaks Cable [HP via Daily Intel]

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