Morgan Stanley Names 232 Managing Directors

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It's not as exciting as Partner Day at Goldman Sachs, where in the basement of 200 West, blind-folded and naked, everyone pricks their finger, rubs the blood together, and pledges their devotion to the firm and its huge-ass profits, or even MD-MS day of years past, which included a pat on the ass and John Mack's southern drawl, but it's something. [Deal Journal via FINS]

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