A Muffin-Top Thief Walks Among Barclays Traders

Someone subscribes to the 'pop the top, toss the stump' theory of muffin eating, and he/she is doing it on Barclays' dime

From the 911 mailbag:

"Seems we have some passive aggressive behavior ahead of comp numbers? Someone on the Barclays equity floor is stealing the tops off muffins in the trader cafe. I don't know how long, but it's happened more than once. Someone noticed the muffins this morning and mentioned it to the woman working the register. She is apparently frustrated by it as well because she doesn't know how she doesn't see it happening since they are right in her line of sight.