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Convicted Sex Offender Jeffrey Epstein Would Like To Get A Few Things Straight

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First off, that business he went to jail for? You know, the having underage girls give him massages while he used vibrators on them and then jerked off into a towel (there was some other stuff but this was his go-to move)? People are blowing it wayyy out of proportion. They're acting like he murdered someone when, in reality, his crime was basically on par with "stealing a bagel."

"I'm not a sexual predator, I'm an 'offender,' " the financier told The Post yesterday. "It's the difference between a murderer and a person who steals a bagel," said Epstein.Epstein's flippant reasoning aside, a New York judge ruled at a hearing last month that the moneyman is the most dangerous kind of sex offender: a Level 3. That means, according to the state, Epstein is at "high risk" to repeat his offense and poses "a threat to public safety." But Epstein doesn't seem bothered by the designation. "The crime that was supposedly committed in Florida is not a crime in New York," he said.

And given that he's currently in New York, he's just sayin'...lock up your daughters! You never know when a craving will strike.

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein: I'm a sex offender, not a predator [NYP via BI]


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