Does Your Firm's Drug Use Jibe With The New National Average? - Dealbreaker

Does Your Firm's Drug Use Jibe With The New National Average?

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Meaning your colleagues' coke use is down 29% (only about .29% are blowing rails at their desk), while their heroin and prescription opiate use is up 20% and 18% respectively since 2008? Have you walked in on them freebasing a little in the men's room before the open? Has anyone ever asked if they could borrow your belt so they might wrap it around their arm for "just a quick sec"? Do share! [Fortune]

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