FBI Finds Weird Way To Kick Alleged Insider Traders When They're Down
Not only are you people possibly going to jail, but the Feds cannot get over how shitty you are at being criminals. There's no way you guys could've ever been in the mob.
"The efforts to destroy evidence are laid out largely in the defendants' own words," said Janice Fedarcyk, the FBI's assistant director in charge, in announcing the bust yesterday.
"For all their presumed sophistication, the defendants lacked a mobster's instinct for conversational discretion."
Amateur hour over here.
Desperate Insider Cover-Up [NYP via DI]
Related: "It's easy. You take two pairs of pliers, and then you rip it open...just fucking rip it open."