Rebellion Research Manager Recognized For His Trend-Setting Love Of Tea-Bagging

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You know what's so fucking hot right now? Tea. You know how we know that? Because the Post has deemed it so. And you know how they know that? At least one person drinks it in mass quantities-- legendary hedge fund manager Spencer Greenberg. Greenberg, you may recall, is the 27 year-old co-founder of Rebellion Research, a firm that uses “artificial intelligence” to invest and manages under $7 million. His passion for leaves is cited today as evidence that this stuff that's been around for thousands of years is finally now a 'thing.' Greenberg, pictured here with his stash and described as resembling Jake Gyllenhaal, we're told, "is not your average tea enthusiast."

An "average" tea enthusiast, one guesses, would be someone who just drank it when they were in the mood, maybe keeping a couple bags around the house. That's child's play for someone like Spencer. He keeps 40 kinds of tea on hand in his apartment in Union Square and serves tea "virtually every time" he has friends over, who order off a "detailed tea menu" that he created. Among Greenberg's favorites? Jasmine green and rose black. “Sometimes you’ll smell a flower and you’ll wish you could have something taste like the flower smells,” he says.

Who will join Spence on this 'baggin wagon?


Excitement Is Brewing Over An Ancient Drink, As Young Professionals Find A Brand New Bag
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