From the complaint:

Full complaint and some initial thoughts:

* Favorite lines: "Fuckin..I...uh," "Oh, it's easy," "you take two pairs of pliers," and "threw that shit in the back of like random garbage trucks."

* NORTH FACE FLEECE?!? Given that the Big Guy is partial to Patagonia, which is the brand that makes all SAC-issued fleeces,** this should've been a red flag this Freeman character couldn't be trusted.

* If we were looking to cast two people in the parts of Freeman and Longueuil for a dramatic reading of the above, the proceeds of which would go toward a Leave Steve Alone or Cheer Up SAC fund (to be used at Beamer's, the happiest place on earth), who would your picks be? Famous or otherwise.

Noah Freeman Complaint [PDF]