Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge: An Update And An Important Announcement

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Pool Manager NakedShort has a few things to say.

"FX Fox has taken over first place with 82 points and has Kentucky winning it all. Three people are tied for second with 76 points; 2 of them have UConn and one has Kansas for the win.

Thank you to all that submitted a bracket; hopefully it's been fun. Thanks also to the Jayhawks who continue to find new and exciting ways to deliver their patent-pending March choke job.

And now, allow me a moment to get personal.

While I will finish out my duties as pool manager, I'm done with college basketball. Seriously, I quit. And I mean it.** Unlike used and abused Bills fans who constantly claim they quit but still get worked up to the point of tears when you call the team the Toronto Bills. The same group that "doesn't care" anymore but somehow a minimum of 2 Bills players end up on their Fantasy Football Team because they're "good players."

I'm done.

*Until March 15th, 2012.

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An Update From Your Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge Manager

Some stats and a hidden camera video from Pool Manager NakedShort: "We've got a new leader this week: regrets to "Golden West" and "Mike Courtney," who were knocked out of the first place position and congrats to "Does This Marker Smell Funny," with 98 points. Some other top performer stats include one guy in second with 96 points, one guy in third with 95 points, and one lady ("bankr chick") in fourth with 93 points. "ABCDEF" ended the weekend with 92 points and a fifth place finish but will be ultimately fucked by North Carolina, who he chose to win it all. "ILuvMatt" is in a 17-way tie for 12th, while the real Matt is in 12th-to-last place. If you picked UNC or Syracuse for the title, I've got four words for you."

A Brief Update From Your Dealbreaker NCAA Tournament Challenge Manager

Some stats and a message about life from Pool Manager NakedShort: "We currently have two overall leader, with 50 points. Congrats to "Golden West" and "Mike Courtney," who had nice opening weekends." Some other top performer stats: 4 people are tied with 49 points 8 are at 48 (1 unlucky entrant picked Missouri to win) 7 are at 47 (Missouri and Duke each fucked one of you) 12 are at 46 (none of you picked any current losers!) "iluvmatt" is leading the 44s The remaining 800 or so are frankly are horrible and should stop watching basketball entirely. For those unlucky souls who had their winner lose this weekend, turn up the speakers and join us in a good cry.