Here's An Interesting Theory From Hugo Chavez

Author:
Bess Levin
Updated:
Jan 14, 2019
Original:
Mar 22, 2011

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day. [Reuters via BI]

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