Last Chance To Sign Up For The Dealbreaker First Annual NCAA Tournament Challenge (Plus Some Tips)
Feel free to ignore this message if you hate (circle as many as apply): Peter Luger, Patagonia, Stamford/CT, and buttons that read "I violently love Dealbreaker."
Otherwise: get on this now. We hit the limit on the first bracket yesterday and have opened a second though will probably not do a third unless we can get an intern for Pool Manager NakedShort. As a reminder, you are entering for a chance to win dinner for yourself plus three colleagues and/or friends at Peter Luger’s, followed by an outing to UBS favorite Beamer’s, an embroidered Patagonia and an ‘I love Dealbreaker’ button.** Sign up now (you have until tomorrow morning to fill out your bracket). The password is: animalliar.
UPDATE: The second bracket has filled up and because we don't want anyone to be left out we've created a third- sign up for it here.
Here are some suggested ID's from NS:
* 68IOweYouOne
* TimGeithnersRealtor
* GundlachsBrassDildo
* YouCanBeBlaseAboutSomeThingsRoseButNotTheNCAATournament
* LongBallLarry
* 1.21Gigawatts
* CatalinaF'nWineMixer
* IAmAnFBIAGENT!!!!!!!!!!!
And from me:
* FuckingWasteOfLifeNamedMurray
* ImRightOnTopOfThatRose
* HeSoundedLikeASnake
* ItFellOutOfYourHairThatWay!
* 321123WhatTheHeckIsBotheringMe
* ItsNotYourFault
* WriteItOrIllBreakItOff
* YouLookLikeAHelen
Good luck!
**If your religious beliefs, significant other or sexual preference preclude you from enjoying Stamford’s premier strip club, we will come up with an alternative. Same goes for those outside of the tri-state area who don’t deem this worthy to fly in for.
***A dollar limit on the night will be imposed but rest assured I’ve calculated it very generously.