Private Equity Chief And Self-Described Dominatrix Lynn Tilton Gets Reality TV Show

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Lynn Tilton, whose office at the $8 billion Patriarch Partners is decorated with whips, handcuffs, and a portrait of her "stretched across the hood of a black Mercedes," sports five-inch stilettos on the job should she need to stick something up someone's ass, only "strips and flips men, not companies," and once sent a Christmas card to customers that featured a stuffed tiger and her in lingerie and fuck-me boots, brandishing whip, will star in Divas of Distressed. Because dreams really do come true. Here's a peak at what's in store.

In this preview, Tilton, whose daughter/assistant Carly is also featured, notes that "women rule the world" and tells a worker in a company she's invested, "no pussies in my mill." We'll be recapping every episode.

Distressed Diva Lynn Tilton Gets Her Own Reality Show [NYM]

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