Fashion Meets Finance Is Back

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What’s this joyous news you hear? The next Fashion Meets Finance is taking place May 5.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the even, FMF is based on the idea that “women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity.” Unlike event's past, there is no longer an option/requirement to RVSP with your picture, salary and employer name, fake or otherwise and the proceeds of the evening will go toward charity. It's almost as though the organizers are worried the allure of having enough fodder for endless games of "if you had to light yourself on fire or..." isn't enough of a draw anymore.

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