Survey Results Indicate 50% Of Wall Street Professionals Lie

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Only when asked about steak, strippers and spirits though.

In the FINS.com online question forum "Sign or Decline," nearly half of respondents said they would turn down a "dream" job offer if it required trips to strip clubs to entertain clients or pressure to drink heavily. If the job required daily trips to a steakhouse, only 30% said they would decline.

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