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Who's Got One "I Heart Ayn Rand" Neck Tattoo And A Good Chance Of Being Dragged Out Of The Theater Pee Wee Herman Style Tonight?

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Give you two guesses but you'll only need one.

The answer would be Alan Greenspan, who more than likely could not sleep all night out of excitement over the premiere of "Atlas Shrugged," for which he Fandango'ed matinee, early evening, and midnight showing tickets to weeks ago.

[via BI]

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