If you've been keeping up with the Dominque Strauss-Kahn story, you may recently have hit your disgust overload (and if you haven't, take a gander at Ben Stein's analysis). The IMF chief, currently bunking at Riker's and said to be on suicide watch, was been accused of sexually assaulting a hotel maid over the weekend; while DSK is of course innocent until proven guilty, the fact that many women have come out of the woodwork to speak not very highly of his character, and, more so, that his defense quickly changed from having lunch with his daughter and not being in the hotel at the time of the allegations to being there but the encounter being "consensual" does not look good. And if, as some conspiracy theorists believe, DSK did not do anything wrong but was set up, that would be pretty vile, too. This morning, however, one thing did emerge that could prove to be a small but bright light in an otherwise very dark story. Naturally, we speak of the case against emoticons.
According to the Times:
Mr. Strauss-Kahn is known to carry two BlackBerrys with him — one encrypted and the other not — to stay in constant touch. Those on the receiving end say his messages often come adorned with two smiley faces.
In the event he is found guilty, those of us who are violently anti-emoticon can be content to have this conclusive evidence tying the use of the skin-crawling symbols to sick fucks and/or criminal activity. QED.