And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
So This Is Jim Cramer Talking About Jamie Dimon's Capitol Hill Appearance
"He didn't win. He's a loser. How? You lose when you go in front of Congress and you lose when you go out. Anyone that declares him a winner is wrong...He walked in a loser. Testified. Walked out a loser. And by the way, he agrees with me. He knows he's a loser with no control and doesn't even know what happened in his own bank...A loser. Crisis PR is psychiatry. You go in there as a guy who is stupid, you don't come out being smarter. You don't. You come out just as stupid...He's a loser...This is not Michael Corleone with Frank Pentangeli in the back of the room. This is not Nevada gaming licenses...He's a loser. It's okay, man. He's a loser. Maybe next year he'll be a winner but he is a loser. Okay."
Jim Cramer Offers Most Trenchant Brexit Analysis Yet
Let's just hope Jim Cramer's peas didn't tell you to buy Blackberry stock in 2013.