Write-Offs: 05.26.11

$$$Strauss-Kahn’s Lawyers Suggest Credibility Issues on Accuser (NYT)

$$$Ex-IMF chief lawyers complain about police leaks (Reuters)

$$$ Disappointing US Unemployment, GDP Reports Sink Dollar (DJ via WSJ)

$$$UBS Is Not in Talks to Move Switzerland Headquarters, Chief Gruebel Says (Bloomberg)

$$$Deutsche Bank CEO says bank could overtake Goldman (Reuters)

$$$Goldman CFO says clients "past" Levin (Reuters)

$$$BoA, MS units settle military mortgage cases (Reuters)

$$$ Apax Partners Said to Seek $13 Billion for Leveraged-Buyout Fund (Bloomberg)

$$$ Former President Clinton Retracts Default Comments (WSJ)

$$$ Duff McDonald: Elizabeth Warren Won A Round But She Can't Win The Fight (Fortune)

$$$Knights of Columbus Targets BofA Foreclosure Actions in in BNY Mellon Suit (Bloomberg)

$$$Investors protect against US default (FT)

$$$ Lawyer: Opponent is using buxom assistant to distract jury; 'I like large breasts' but she's bogus (NYDN)

$$$ Want to Work at the IMF? Proceed With Caution (FINS)

$$$ Tax dollars fund shrimp on treadmills, Jell-O wrestling in Antarctica (Washington Times)