It's CFA time tomorrow and we know everyone taking it is going to do great! And if you don't, it's not like this shit matters-- just ask any of your MBA friends. Alternatively, think about it this way-- becoming a Chartered Financial Analyst will spell the end of your budding pornography career. If you're truly beside yourself with worry, just breathe and remember that as someone very wise once said, it's about the journey, not the designation. Plus, we'll be throwing a special pity party for the failures, so there's that to look forward to. And because I know some of you are sensitive:

I truly mean that.