JPM Summer Intern Blasts Colleagues With Invite To "Wild" Rager With Lax Policy On Fake IDs, Thinks Better Of It, Reminds Everyone Underage Drinking Is Illegal

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From: [redacted at JPMorgan]
Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:53 PM
To: All
Subject: REMINDER... TONIGHT ReUnion Bar!
Importance: High

What’s up guys,

So tonight is going to be wild… ReUnion Bar on 17th and Park Ave @ 10pm. A link to view pics of the lounge is below in the original email so check it out the place is really classy. We already have 100+ JPMC interns who accepted the invite, so tonight will be a great opportunity to check out everyone and have an awesome time. Keep spreading the word, keep telling everyone and anyone who is not on this list and who doesn’t work for JPMC. You don’t want to miss out on this, trust me.

If there are 100+ interns from around the area who come and talk to me, this will be a huge every week party at different lounges of choice all free of cover. The bigger the crowd, the more discounted drinks, the more fun for all of us. Also, there will be events Fridays and Saturdays if tonight goes well and you all show interest in it.

ReUnion is not strict on IDs so if you have a fake you will be fine. If you don’t have an ID… get one! Sorry about that, I will push for black ‘X’s’ next time so those without IDs can come hangout, since I want you all to have a great time this summer.

TONIGHT:

ReUnion Bar on 17th and Park Ave
Free cover
100+ new friends

Don’t miss out! Tell everyone, it’s going to get wild.

AT THE DOOR SAY YOU ARE WITH “InternParties”… see you all tonight at the Pizza Party, and then at ReUnion!

Part II :

From: [redacted at JPMorgan]
Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:21 PM
To: All
Subject: RE: ROOFTOP CHANGED to ReUnion Bar!

To all,

My apologies for spam, but I have realized this is not the place to use company time to talk about after work events. Although I would like all of you to enjoy your summers, I will be reaching you from my other email, after work hours from now on. In no means did I intend to go against code of conduct, and that was my own fault which will not happen again. I know some of you interns are not 21, so remember to think and be smart and it is 21+ to drink…underage activity is illegal. Thank you and enjoy the rest of your afternoons. See you at the pizza party.

Favorite Parts:
* Importance: High
* Underlining and bolding the section on fake ID's
* "If you don’t have an ID… get one!"
* "It's going to get wild"
* "underage activity is illegal"
* "See you at the pizza party"
* Remaining calm and continuing to encourage people to just come out and have fun long after the wheels have come off the whole 'invite' thing
* Internally repeating the phrase "this is still salvageable"
* Everything

Note: Do not put this kid's name in the comments section. It will be deleted and I will hunt you down (and you will not like it)!

Update: and there's a Part III:

From: [redacted at JPMorgan]
Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2011 3:32 PM
To: All
Subject: Tonight 21+ @ ReUnion

Everyone,

Disregard anything you heard, Tonight is 21+ only… that is, 21+. ReUnion is a classy venue and it will be a great time for us all to hangout. InternParties is hosting this great event. ReUnion is not a pushover bar, I am sorry for the rumors that spread, it is 21+ see you all there, enjoy.

[redacted],
(Not affiliated with InternParties, just trying to get everyone out and having fun)

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