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P.S. There Might Be A Tornado In New York Today

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Consider the warning by the National Weather Service that we're on tornado watch until 8PM your cue to cut out early, lest you be stranded. Or, if you'd prefer being stuck in the office to going home to the fam, sit tight. If things get really bad, take shelter in the JPMorgan basement at 270 Park, where Jamie Dimon is most likely throwing up cots and keeping everyone calm. [NBCNY]