Sbarro's Denies Lack Of Philly Cheese Steak Stuffed Pizza Harbinger Of Bankruptcy-Related Cost-Cutting To Come

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... if you tried to get a Philly cheese steak slice at the Sbarro on Seventh Avenue on Wednesday, you’d see it wasn’t even listed on the menu alongside the restaurant’s other stuffed pizzas and strombolis. Sbarro’s online menu still shows it, and Bankruptcy Beat called another New York Sbarro and was assured by a manager that it’s still on the menu, though not Wednesday “because we got no beef.” [WSJ]

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