UBS Equities Coming To New York This Summer

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As was previously rumored, (part of) the team is waving good-bye to the palace on I-95.

The cash desk is moving to NYC. Originally, we were told June 1. In typical UBS fashion, they screwed that up. Apparently it's actually August 1.

Make sure you give a proper good-bye to everyone at Beamers. Don't just slink off.

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