Goldman Sachs Doesn't Care If You Want To Know If Your Girlfriend Is Wear Black Panties Or White Panties And If She's Going To Excuse Herself During Dinner To Take Them Off And Then Make You Wait Through Dessert To Take Them Out Of Her Bag And Stuff Them


In you insist on inquiring, you will be made an example of.

As at most large financial companies, conducting personal communications over the company system is verboten, although perhaps only at Goldman do compliance officers stage annual dramatic readings of their employees’ most embarrassing e-mails to drive the point home. (“Are you wearing lingerie, stuff like that,” the former employee says.)

[NYMag, earlier]