TCW v. Gundlach Trial Will Not Include 'Gang Bang My Face'

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In December 2009, bond guru and self-described "genius" Jeffrey Gundlach quit TCW to start his own firm, DoubleLine LLC. When he left, his former employer alleges, he took with him TCW staff, client information, and technology, which form the basis of their suit against JG (who prefers to be called "The Pope") that is set to go to trial July 25. What Gundlach did not take with him and instead left in his office for TCW to find was a cornucopia of drugs, paraphernalia, toys and porn that gave the impression he was operating a online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. The stash included:

DVDs:
Asian Office Sluts
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Buckets of Cum
Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3
Ass Traffic Volume 2
Evil Anal 8
Gang Bang My Face
Sloppy Hoes
Squirt In My Gape
Swallow My Pride 2
The Art of Female Ejaculation
The Bondage Nookie Court
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes
Dr. Fellatio 16

Sexual Devices:
black restraining device
brown rubber penis, 6 inches
cardboard with pink and black straps for restraining
chrome penis, 6 inches, in red velvet bag
glass penis, 8 inches, in black velvet bag
glass penis, 7.5 inches, blue velvet bag with tag ‘phallic’
KY washing liquid with purple rubbing device
Sexy Slave Kit For Amazing Sex
pink and black strap restraining device
rubber penis-shaped sexual device
Drugs:
baggie containing green “brown leafy substance”
bag labeled “medical use only”
bag labeled “90210 kush”

The Société Générale subsidiary would like these items included in their case against Gundlach but unfortunately for them, the presiding judge, perhaps overwhelmed by the sheer volume, ruled this week that A Trip Down Mammary Lane, Dr. Fellatio 16, etc, are "not relevant to the real claims in the case" and that including them would "open up a Pandora's box of problems," which coincidentally is the name of a series of DVD's The Pope did think to pack before leaving.

TCW v. Jeffrey Gundlach Proceeds Without Porn [Fortune]

Earlier: Jeffrey Gundlach NOT Set Up By TCW, Big Fan Of “Dr. Fellatio” Series

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