Brian Moynihan: Nothing Is Fucked


After yesterday's nonconsensual relations with the market, Bank of America's CEO apparently felt it necessary to send a memo to employees today telling them that everything is fine and not only that but "we're stronger than we were in 2008-2009," when it was considered a good day if its chief executive officer only needed to be scraped off the floor of Yesteryears Goodtime Pub and not be picked up in the abandoned alley where he was left by the Treasury Secretary after having his legs broken. [CNBC]