Everyone At Citi Is Okay! Out Of Breath And Doubled Over But Okay!


If you walked by 388 Greenwich Street earlier, saw scores of Citigroup employees standing around and panicked that everyone had gotten laid off and/or they decided to just shut down the whole operation, do not worry.

The Big C simply chose today to run a building-wide fire drill. Thirty-nine floors, no elevators. Everyone is said to have made it out alive, though "just barely." You can breathe easy.