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Happy (Almost) Birthday, George Soros!

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Just a quick programming note for those of you who failed to mark it down on your calendars: please be advised that tomorrow is George Soros' birthday (his 81st to be exact).

Since this year's "birthday week" got a kick in the pants earlier today, it would be nice if you could go the extra mile to show him you care. There will be a pound sterling-shaped piñata at the Soros office as usual but this time we need to do more. Since it's often difficult to come up with gifts for people who seemingly have everything they could want, we suggest symbolic gestures that would probably mean a lot. A currency he could have his way with. A small share in the "one that got away," The Washington Nationals. A new lamp. These are just jumping off points- better suggestions are welcome at this time.