Stamford Man Can't Be The Only One Who's Stuck His Head In A Toilet This Month

In this whack-job of a trading environment, everybody needs to blow off a little steam. Some people turn to hookers, other drugs, yet others combinations thereof. Some finger paint in the park. Some steal their co-workers' yogurts. Some shave off all their body hair. Some lock themselves in the bathroom and gorge on tube after tube of sour cream Pringles, telling themselves they'll stop on the next one and the one after that while the Fabreeze plug-in air freshener works overtime to mask the scent of failure they don't want their families to smell. Some head to Sears and try on Levis for two hours. Here at Dealbreaker we have no problem with you decompressing however you want. Just make sure you do it in a healthy way that's not threatening to others.

A shirtless city man with his pants well below his waist was charged after police said he chased female cleaning women around a Grove Street apartment building around noon Wednesday, exposing himself to them in the process. The 29-year-old woman who works at a nearby cleaners, said she did not respond to his calls and tried to avoid him by walking through a door that led back into the apartment building. But Stephens pushed through the door even though the woman tried to close it behind her and began chasing her around the courtyard. One responding officer said that he looked "zoned out" and was sweating profusely, Blanc said...After being taken into custody, the man was booked into the police jail and began drinking water out of the toilet, police said.

Where this guy went too far was with the chasing of the lady. If he'd left it at running around public with his pants well below his waist, exposing himself to the cops, and drinking from the toilet- no harm, no foul. Remember that this weekend.

Naked Stamford man charged for chasing cleaning women, later drinks toilet water at jail [Stamford Advocate]