Will Jock-Flashing Calisthenics Get Wall Street To Open Up?

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Earlier today on Wall Street, a group of individuals stripped naked as part of their demand for transparency in the financial world. "I'm trying to illuminate a dark cranny in the financial world," performance artist Zefrey Throwell, whose mother "her entire life savings in the stock market crash of 2008," told Metro. "Its been three years and nothing has changed. It's still mysterious." A dark cranny of the financial world wasn't the only thing that got illuminated, as the group's "commentary against the financial industry" apparently involved some intense nude lunging. (Probably NSFW, unless you work for Ron Jeremy's new consulting firm or at SAC.)

Naked People Descend On Wall Street [Gawker]

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