Though some might argue otherwise, Raj Rajaratnam is a pretty lucky guy. In the beginning of July, at which time he was slated to be sentenced in mere weeks, Judge Richard Holwell agreed to postpone a decision until September 27, granting the convicted Galleon founder one last summer of love. Today, Holwell tossed Raj yet another bone, putting off next Tuesday's sentencing for October 13. Knowing the guy better than most, how would you suggest he make these next few weeks count?

A few ideas that come to mind off the bat: He could celebrate kicking Stanley Druckenmiller's ass in person in their annual fantasy football league. He could cure himself the “unique constellation of ailments ravaging his body.” He could tase random people on the street without their consent (going to jail anyway so same diff/no diff). He could ask people to model LuLu Lemon spandex for him without the pretense of it being necessary for "research." He could add extra mayo to every single tuna sandwich. Really, though, sky's the limit.