Shitty climate got you down? Getting your ass kicked every day? Feel like the market is making you its bitch? Obviously, you have options. You can cry about it. You can jerk the wheel into a god damn bridge abutment. Or you can act like a winner. You can realize that there is no substitute for winning and you can get out there and play the other team quote unquote, with its pussy mustard yellow shit volatility, and not just beat it but grab it and fuck its sisters in the cunt. ARE YOU LISTENING???