Stephen Schwarzman's Tip For America: You Want Your Belt To Buckle, Not The Chair

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“We actually have to relaunch America. It’s not just taxes, it’s not just spending, there’s a spirit and confidence that has been strained to breaking point,” Stephen Schwarzman said yesterday. “We’re a bit like a great athlete who stopped training and gained a bunch of weight, we’ve got to get back into training,” he said. [CNBC]

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