Write-Offs: 09.06.11

$$$Franc Plunges Most Ever Versus Euro as Central Bank Draws Line (Bloomberg)

$$$ Snoop Dogg nominates himself for Yahoo CEO following Carol Bartz's firing over the phone (Twitter via Heidi Moore, Reuters)

$$$Former Goldman Partner: Break Up Goldman (NetNet)

$$$ "It's a real blessing to have friends like this," said Chris Solarz, a 33-year-old hedge fund analyst (and endurance athlete who also holds records for navigating the subway, climbing and marathon running), of the pals who helped him and his wife set the Guinness World record for "Most Pubs Visited in 24 Hours by a Team" to commemorate their 3rd anniversary. (NYDN)

$$$Ex-Citigroup exec pleads guilty to embezzling $22M

$$$JPMorgan explains the Euro crisis with Legos (Felix Salmon)

$$$ Breaking: Bernie Madoff Told The Truth About Something (Dealbook, earlier)

$$$Groupon Said To Delay IPO (Bloomberg)

$$$Bernanke: US Banks' Exposure To Europe Is Manageable (CNBC)

$$$Man Cannot Change His Name to ‘NJWeedman.com’ (Gawker)