$$$Euro Weakens to Six-Month Low as Swaps Indicate 90% Odds of Greek Default (Bloomberg)

$$$U.S. Pursues Three Individuals in 9/11 Threat (WSJ)

$$$Resignation Reveals Internal Split at European Central Bank (NYT)

$$$KKR, Blackstone Deal-Rig Antitrust Suit Expanded by Judge (BW)

$$$Extreme makeover BofA: An asbestos solution (Reuters)

$$$Feasting on Paperwork (NYT)

$$$'Sexy nuns gave Silvio Berlusconi lapdances' (Sun)

$$$A Short Conversation About Mel Gibson's "Jewish Hero" Film (The Awl)

$$$Yahoo Board's Priority Is Revamp, Not CEO Search (WSJ)

$$$Less Government, More Growth? Belgium Gets Ahead (CNBC)

$$$Hedge Funds Plot Assault on Swiss Franc Ceiling (WSJ)

$$$The Elements of Press Release Style (McSweeney's, via peHUB)

$$$The strangest thing was the testicle search. During the explanation phase, the dude said he would place his hand on my inner thigh and run it up into my crotch and “lift and separate” my testicles, three times on each leg. Now, I couldn’t hide a third testicle between my other two without it being really obvious. What weapon could I possible wedge up in there that would require six touches to detect? (Above the Law)