Write-Offs: 09.13.11

Author:
Dealbreaker
Updated:
Jan 14, 2019
Original:
Sep 13, 2011

$$$There comes a moment in all hangovers when the sufferer comes to a fork in the road. To the left lies death. To the right, madness. Brunch is down there too. For let us be plain: The perfect hangover cure is a cold Coke and a swim in the ocean, followed by a nap. Brunch in contrast offers only lukewarm coffee and watery bloody mary mix, harried servers and shoe-leather bacon. (NYT)

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