Write-Offs: 09.26.11

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$$$ UBS in ‘Disarray’ as CEO Gruebel Is Replaced by Ermotti (Bloomberg)

$$$UBS 'rogue trader' offices to be knocked down (Telegraph)

$$$Europe is running out of time (II)

$$$ During his high school years at Memphis University School in the early 1970s, Tudor Jones worked at The Daily News. He used a pen name – “Paul Eagle” (MDN via BI)

$$$Full Tilt's Collection Woes Bred Alleged Ponzi Scheme (WSJ)

$$$Bernanke’s ’Twist’ Buying Threatened by Geithner’s Selling (Bloomberg)

$$$Goldman Sachs Wins Dismissal of Lawsuit over Bonuses (Reuters)

$$$Hog Wild: The Great Bacon Crime Spree of 2011 (CNBC)

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