You've Got Half An Hour To Help Bail Out Lenny Dykstra And Own A Piece Of History

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Legendary Jim Cramer-endorsed investor Lenny Dykstra may have been disappointed when neither Charlie Sheen nor Hollywood producer Jonathan Heap came through to bail him out from jail where he's awaiting trail on charges of defrauding creditors, stealing cars, possessing coke and exposing himself to a series of maids found on Craigslist. But if his time on Wall Street taught Nails anything, it was always to have a margin of safety, which in this case meant autographing one hundred "Free Nails" t-shirts before he went to jail so that he can now sell them to raise bail money.

Get your shirts here. The Phillies play the Marlins at 2:35 ET.

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