If You Only Read One 110-Page Presentation On Coffee Today, Make It This One
If you're jammed and don't have time for that, just skip to the last slide to check out David Einhorn's breathtaking foam artistry:
Otherwise, proceed.
David Einhorn Still Murmuring Incantations Of Death Over Elon Musk Voodoo Doll, Is Feeling Like It's Working
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
If Ben Bernanke Is Going To Keep Printing Money, David Einhorn Is Going To Continue Stockpiling Gold Watches
In other GL updates, sources at Brovada say the investment team has swung from two point underdogs to 13.5 point favorites in the annual interoffice basketball game and the Greenlight baby-making machine continues to work overtime. Greenlight Capital 3rd Quarter Letter 2012 [PDF] Related (-ish): The Search For Einhorn's Gold
The World Makes No Sense Anymore But David Einhorn Soldiers On
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
David Einhorn Evincing Signs Of Late-Stage Ackmania
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.