"It's About Ambition And Personality, Not Cash"

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Are you a male who graduated from a 'top' university, holding down a job in the financial services industry and searching for a woman who 'desires your drive for success'? Are you a woman who fits that bill? Are you and your would-be love incapable of planning dates and get-togethers? A new website is here to help, apparently.

From: cass@cassworld.com
Subject: CassWorld - Sparkology.com, Dating Evolved! Use Code: CWO-RLD to Apply!

Hey,

It's my pleasure to introduce an exclusive, upscale new dating site call Sparkology.com! It's for Gentleman who are ambitious, creative, successful, young, professionals from top schools and Ladies who desire their drive for success. As members browes for dates Sparcology learns your preferences and uses behavioral algorithms to suggest potential matches. Just like pandora or netflix offers suggestions based on prior listening/viewing choices. This way members simply fill out their profiles and avoid lengthy questionnaires. Ladies pay $15/month membership fee and are allowed to browse and contact as many men as they desire. Gentlemen can browse as much as they want and are offered "Spark Packs" for $15 which allows them to contact 5 ladies of their choice. This way Ladies receive meaningful interactions from Gentlemen that are genuinely interested, while Gentlemen no longer need to spam dozens of profiles to get a response. This cuts to the chase, so to speak, and eliminates unwanted impersonal emails. Sparkology then has City Concierges offer ideas for fresh and innovative dates and experience based events where members and their guests can mingle in a casual, no pressure atmosphere.

Sound like something you'd be interested in? Then proceed but beware that Sparkology is not in the business of facilitating relationships based on cash, nor is it a place for men and women of loose morals to rub up against each other.

Private Beta [Sparkology]

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