Wall Street Protestors Now Have Another Reason Not To Pull Out

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As you may have heard, in addition to protesting the 1 percent, those gathering in downtown Manhattan (and points elsewhere) to Occupy Wall Street in the figurative sense have also found time to occupy each others' orifices. Should anyone prefer not to be left with any long term conditions resulting from their sexual interludes but also not want to line the pockets of Trojan (parent-company Church & Dwight), today brings good news!

Sayeth Condomania:

Occupy Condoms! Why? Whether or not you agree with the "demands" of the Occupy Wall Street movement that is sweeping the U.S., one thing is for sure; lots of people out there are tired of feeling screwed. Occupy Condoms say it all in a neat little package while affording young protestors the protection they need to stay safe in the passionate frenzy that is social protest. Occupy Condoms are sold at a 70% discount to demonstrate our support for social change and the virtuous pursuit of equality for all. Mostly, we didn't think it cool to be capitalizing quite so blatantly on a protest movement that itself is concerned about unscrupulous profiteering. So, we'll just hope for some good buzz and a small amount of unscrupulous profits.

[Condomania via Daily Intel]

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