$$$Protestors plan to occupy London Stock Exchange [Bloomberg]
$$$ Breaking: Most Americans aware of Wall Street protests [Reuters]
$$$ Goldman Sachs to Employees: Avoid Occupy Wall Street [NetNet]
$$$ Paul Krugman still excited to be womping John Paulson's ass. [NYT]
$$$Are worker too productive? [The Atlantic]
$$$New York squeegee king Greg (Grover) Washington busted for a staggering 186th time [NYDN]
$$$ Got half an hour? Watch Facebook's retail roadshow [Facebook] $$$ Wall Street doesn't know how to value private equity firms [Fortune / Dan Primack] $$$ Documents allege HSBC money-laundering lapses [Reuters] $$$ UBS investors protest against pay plan [FT] $$$ Osama bin Laden's views on investing jihad money [FTAV] $$$ Pimco is looking for a digital marketing specialist in New York [DBCC] $$$ Wall Street Wants More From the JOBS Act [DealBook] $$$ Bank of America to Sell Hearst Tower for $250 Million [Bloomberg] $$$ Krugman Wishes He Were Wrong Amid EU Austerity Backlash [Bloomberg] $$$ The Secret of Ben Bernanke's Beard [Atlantic] $$$ This has no conceivable financial hook, but [The Awl] $$$ Lost Pet Parakeet Found Its Way Home By Telling the Police Its Home Address [Gizmodo]