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Pump And Dump King Seeks Queen

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Are you a lady looking for love? Have you found relationships with men who haven't done time in federal prison to be lacking a certain je ne sais quoi? Does the idea of being with a guy who has an elastic view of securities laws do anything for you? Then girlfriends, you are in for a treat. Roy Ageloff, a "former millionaire trader" who is finishing up an 11 year sentence for running a "vast pump and dump manipulation," is schedule to be sprung free on Dec. 11, 2013 and he hopes you'll be waiting for him. Interested? Here's Roy, in his own words.

Believe it or not, I was once on top of the world. Unfortunately, I’ve temporarily been dethroned of my crown. But rest assured, I will be king of the mountain again soon. Are you up for the journey back to the top with me? What good is it to be king if you have no queen? I have experienced the highs and lows of life. Obviously my current prison condition is the latter. But by no means has it dampered my zest for life. If you're looking for some entertainment, all the while finding out more about me, just Google my name. Believe me you will be entertained. I have a track record for success but I won’t rest on my laurels. The best is yet to come. I am currently looking for someone who may be interested in sharing my love for sports, entertainment, but most of all adventure. The 3 core values I am looking for in a woman are: Loyalty, Ambition, and having an honest heart. I am looking for someone who is willing to stick with me through the ups and downs or what else the future may hold. The one thing I can guarantee is you will never have a dull moment with me....I have multiple ways of communication and would love to share in positive energy.

Roy's likes include: Italian food (his favorite cuisine), Field of Dreams (his favorite movie), and R&B (his favorite music). His hero is Robin Hood and his life motto is "Never give up." A Renaissance man, Roy also has a few acting credits to his name, including a turn as a DEA agent in The Last Marshal. One thing you should know, if debts are a dealbreaker, is that he currently owes $190 million in restitution to the victims of his stock fraud. But maybe just consider it all part of the journey.

Imprisoned Wall Street trader looking for love online [NYP]
Roy Ageloff #57431-053 [Prison Inmates]
Roy Ageloff [IMDB]